You ol haggard Bitch....

Yes, yes its way into August but I'm still stuck on the ridiculous drama that so kindly seeped it's way into my fourth of July. The day started well; I'd gone to work and once off headed straight to an all lesbian BBQ hosted by a friend of a friend. So I'm sure you are wondering where everything goes down hill. Well Ima tell you right now dammit! Some haggard 60 year old wanna be dyke who is still married to her husband, living off his money, and fucking some young 20 something woman, hit my car. Did i mention she was the one throwing the BBQ. Well this ol hag, lets just call her Hag Bitch for short, hit my car and then had the nerve to suggest we not get the insurance involved, not file a police report, and you'll love this one... have her son take my car to a body shop "after hours". I could not believe my ears. Hag Bitch cannot be serious. Well she was dammit. I politely declined her bull shit offer excused myself from her house and called the police. As I left her house I was followed by a slew of her drunken slurs telling me I was no longer welcomed and to obtain a good lawyer. Really?.. cause that Hag just hit me but OK. The best part of the evening came when Hag Bitch refused to answer the door for the police and was slapped with charges of hit and run and evading the police. Ha Ha. By the next morning Hag Bitch had sobered up and quickly realized this was one situation her husbands money could not buy her out of. She filed the claim and my car was fixed the next week.. Hooray! I bet ol Hag will think twice next time before making idle threats. Here ye, Here ye.. Beware of thee ol Haggard Bitch of Winter Park, she'll try and fuck you if you are under 22 and sue you if your older.