Monday, March 10, 2008

Fucking Gross!

Recently my girlfriend and I dined at the commercial eatery, P.F. Chang's in Orlando. We promptly took our seats at the bar for a little lunch and cocktails and were happily greeted by a deliciously cute bartender named Nina. Now her service was great and I'm pretty sure she was fam, but my qualm about this greasy spoon is not with her; but more so about the filthy dishes and silverware they are giving out to patrons to eat on and with. Not only were our plates overly greasy on the top and bottom but there was food stuck on them as well. My girlfriend's fork was absolutely disgusting as well. I quickly noticed that the plates were in arms reach of where we were sitting and proceeded to grab two more for us, only to be greeted by two more dirty plates. Not giving up yet, I leaned over the bar further to reach underneath the soiled plates to fish out two more, only to find..that's right, you guessed it two more dirty fucking, greasy nasty plates. Come on now, really! Is it really that damn hard to run some hot water and soap of a some damn plates. I returned my defeated bum to my seat and waited for someone to come by and give my girl and I two clean plates and new silverware from a different area. So we stayed, ate, and we watched the Nina run around preparing shit, and that made us smile. Will we be returning for another romp with Chang? Not fucking likely, but we would not mind running into that hottie again:)